Q1: “My girlfriend is afraid of a common household condiment. How do I incorporate it into every home-cooked meal without her knowing?” Hello, Troubled Significant Other. Thank you for airing your dirty laundry for the enjoyment of our Rotonioners. First of all, I have been in a similar position ...
Q1: “Would you rather poop at a party knowing that you'll clog the toilet and everyone will know that it was you, or go in the bushes outside instead?” This is a great question! This happens to me all the time. I have an addiction to $5 burritos at El Patron, and $5 burritos + a party eight ...
Q1: “I’m bad at keeping in contact with people from my home town while I’m at school. I’m bad at keeping in contact with people from school while I’m home. I’m bad at keeping in contact with people in general. How do I improve?” This is a great question! Many people struggle with staying ...
Q1: “I am a Gemini, and I have a friend who is a Pisces. I can’t with this. Help.” Hello Troubled Gemini, I can connect with your problem as I too am friends with a Pisces, not only that, but I live with him. Unfortunately, there’s only one way to fix this. You have to convince your Pisces ...
Q1: “How come Farmville has so many sirens for such a small town?” That’s a great question! Most would think that the reason for this would be that due to the annual influx of people between the ages of 18-22, who are still trying to figure out how to be on their own, there are more sirens ...
Q1: “I'm all alone in the middle of the ocean being approached by a hunchback whale. How can I convince the whale not to eat me?” Hello stranded stranger, First of all, thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule to send us a Facebook message detailing your dilemma. ...
There are only four more days until the biggest shopping day of the year! Black Friday is almost upon us. I don’t know about all of you Rotonioners (Rotonioner – n. the obsessive followers of the Rotonion; I believe we are up to six of them), but I’m going to be up bright and early -- or ...
The moment has finally come. It’s time to pull out your hot cocoa, reindeer-adorned fuzzy socks and festive lights! It’s true, all you enthusiastic Christmas lovers and cynical Thanksgiving-ers. It’s Christmas time! That’s right. I said it. It is one week before Thanksgiving break, and I officially ...
After about 90 minutes of incessant force, the Longwood field hockey team lost in the Mid-American Conference (MAC) championship semifinal to Miami (OH) University. The No. 2 RedHawks beat the No. 3 Lancers after two overtimes with a clinching goal by sophomore forward Paula Portugal. Despite the tragic ...
Election Day is on the horizon! After tomorrow, our whole world will be turned on its head. We will either have the first woman president or the first oompa loompa for president (never mind those other guys who are running). It will be a momentous occasion that will lead to the destruction of life as ...
