Ciao! Bonjour! Hallo! These are just some of the ways I learned to say hello while I studied abroad in Europe. The two weeks I spent traveling through Italy, France and Germany were the best two weeks of my life. I saw things I had never thought I’d see in my life; from the Sistine Chapel to the Berlin ...
Dear Shentel Wi-Fi, You’re probably wondering why I am writing this to you. Well, I would like to tell you the story of how I ended up in Russia, selling fruit on the side of the road. A tragic tale full of pain and suffering; and it’s all your fault. I used to be a mildly successful student. I ...
Dear America, Greetings from your thirty-seventh president, Richard Nixon. During the last Dead Presidents’ Society meeting, Washington mentioned writing a letter to you from all of us. Unfortunately, he became incredibly focused and “forgot” to put the rest of our opinions in. To make sure my ...
Salutations friends, It is I, George Washington, your humble first president. I would like to offer my congratulations on all you have accomplished these many years. I am particularly fond of indoor plumbing and central heating. You have done well expanding the nation westward and exploring the stars, ...
